April 30th, 2004

совершенно нахально помещу это сюда :))

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European English
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be
the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other
possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in
plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".
In the first year 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly this will make the
sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This
should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome
'ph' will be replaced with the 'f'. This will make words like 'fotograf' 20%
shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach
the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments wil enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a
deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent
'e's in the language is disgrasful, and they should go away.
By the 4th yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' &
'w' with 'v'.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and
similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no more
trubls or difikultis and evrvun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!

Ну что, оно того стоило? :-D
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и все-таки....

мне будет жалко уезжать отсюда...я люблю свой двор летом

это восьмая весна в этом дворе, а потом придет девятое лето :))

я не смогу жить выше первого этажа..
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